Everyone’s got their opinions, and here’s ours.
Which players’ tackle has caught the attention of the ladies? Who wants the WAG status? All we can say, is that Wayne Bridge is one lucky Royal…
10. Claudine Keane
Wife of Irish captain and LA Galaxy striker Robbie, Claudine makes number ten on the list. However, if I was called Claudine and married a guy named Keane – I’d keep my maiden name.
9. Sylvie Van Der Vaart
Someone with a weird name has a hot girlfriend. Danny Shittu, you have a chance!
Actually no, you don’t.
8. Alex Gerrard
English model and wife to Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard is not only a handsome lady, but she also has her own column in the Daily Mirror. God that turns me on.
7. Natalie Velez
Superstar striker Falcao is one of the best in the world at bagging goals, and he’s not too bad at bagging birds either. Natalie has one of the best bums I’ve ever seen. Please, just look at it.
6. Katsia Zingarevich
Wife to Reading owner Anton Zingarevich, the Belarusian bombshell blessed the Premier League with her presence for a season. She just made it on the list after a toss-up between her and Delia Smith.
5. Sara Carbonero
Spanish TV presenter Carbonero has admitted that she supports her fiancée Iker Casillas’ Madrid rivals Atletico.
The revelation has clearly not dented their romance as seen when the keeper celebrated Spain’s World Cup victory by kissing her on live TV. Show-off.
4. Abi Clancy
Stoke’s beanpole striker Peter Crouch has snapped up a beauty, someone who had to be on the list.
His team have been accused of winning ugly which is clearly not an accusation that can be aimed at Crouch himself.
3. Frankie
In third place is Frankie Sandford, singer with girl-band The Saturdays, who is engaged to new Reading signing Wayne Bridge. The left-back will have to watch his back though, with competition from his new team-mates. Try resisting Kaspars Gorkss at the Christmas do, Frank.
2. Shakira
Colombian pop siren Shakira apparently supports Barcelona – particularly boyfriend Gerard Pique. She and Pique welcomed their first child to the world, Milan, earlier this year. And anyone who has a music video that makes my nipples hard deserves to be on the list.
1. Irina Shayk
Nipple erections are very much a common occurrence with our number one on the list – Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend. To be honest, I don’t know who to feel sorrier for. Probably their ugly, talentless child.
By Ashton Schorah
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