Johnny Depp penned a four-year deal at Saints last week for a record £15m from Italian giants AS Roma.
On Saturday Homer Simpson was brought on for Jay Emmanuel-Thomas as a late substitute for Bristol City in their 2-2 all draw MK Dons at stadium MK.
And the future of Bruno Mars continues to be shrouded in doubt at Manchester United, with the forward being linked to the likes of Roma and Valencia.
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Freddy Mercury made an astonishing comeback to play 90 minutes for Celtic against Aberdeen two weeks ago.
Screech, temporarily left the Celebrity Big Brother house this morning to link up with his Everton team-mates and is still being tracked by Man United, with a potential £20m deal in the pipeline.
Film star Bruno made a half-an-hour appearance for Chelsea at Old Trafford on Monday night in the goalless draw with the Red Devils.
In a bizarre twist, Sid from Ice Age uncharacteristically stormed down the tunnel in Real Madrid’s 1-0 win over Granada, fuelling rumours of a potential move to United.
Side Show Bob, is still struggling with a hamstring injury but could potentially be back for Chelsea’s Super Cup final against Bayern Munich next Friday.
Arsenal boss, Blanche from Coronation Street, has made amends for the 3-1 defeat to Aston Villa at the Emirates earlier this month as his side grabbed a 3-1 win over Fulham.
Incredibly, Lewis Hamilton played a full 90 minutes for Blanche’s team at the Cottage before finishing on the podium in the Belgium GP keeping him in touch of World Series leader Sebastian Vettel.
Avatar star, Sam Worthington, smashed in two goals for the Gunners to secure the victory against Martin Jol’s team.
Ugly Betty, bagged a debut goal, following her move from Manchester City, as Juventus beat Sampdoria 1-0 in their opening Serie A match.
Chris Rock, continues his torrid league start to the campaign with Swansea, as the Welsh side slumped to second defeat in two matches in Premier League after losing to Tottenham 1-0 as Robert Soldado scored from the penalty spot.
And Colin Farrell played at centre-back for Manchester City as the 2011/12 champions slumped to a 3-2 defeat to newly promoted Cardiff City.
